February 23 - Most auspicious day

32 years and 9 months long time ago, mum dad no use glad wrap. They not know one day, small cling film oversight end with man going jail.

Night start good enough. But bar have no dim sum and spell name wrong. I not care.

Grandmaster Claire. Many buddha beads. She talk with Sifu Sinead. Not many buddha beads. They ask me "why i smile? great travesty committed. I bring shame Shaolin". I lose face. I ask bar "Why no respect me?" I threaten bar with Furious Squirrel Style kung fu. They scare. Send over little present make sorry. I like. Nice. But i ask "you give me big sorry present". They send big present. I like. Velly Nice.

But I say you send more! WAAAAAHHHHH. They send. I no like last one. She look shifty Kinezzo... maybe know somewhere?Ah she assassin - Curry Fox!! She use Swimming Snake with Burning Stick style. I kung fu punch! I miss. I hit wrong one.
I now in jail. Much man love here. I no like. No Nice.